The world's finest AI marketing consultant
What an AI marketing consultant actually does.
Most AI marketing tools write things: captions, ads, emails. An AI marketing consultant does the part that comes first. It reads what your marketing is actually doing, judges it, and tells you what to change. That is what FatCat & Co. is, for any business, whoever runs its marketing.
An AI marketing consultant for
What it reads
- Your Instagram: how often you really post, reach and saves by format, followers won and lost, and what people say in the comments. Connected, or read publicly when it is not.
- Your Facebook Page and your Meta ad account: what was spent, what it reached, what a click cost, how often the same people saw the same ad, and when it last ran.
- Your website: what it says you sell, the prices it shows, and the tracking it does or does not have.
- Your Google Business listing, your YouTube channel, your App Store listing and your LinkedIn page: ratings, reviews, how often you publish and how it lands.
- Any export or report you upload: orders, sessions, conversion, an agency's monthly report. Each one read, scored for relevance and checked against your answers.
How it judges your marketing
- 01It sets what you say about your business against what your accounts show. Where the two disagree, it names the disagreement, quotes your words exactly, and says which side the evidence is on.
- 02It scores your marketing out of 100 across seven vitals: keystone, economics, retention, resilience, measurement, positioning and acquisition engine. The score is arithmetic, not opinion, so the same inputs always give the same number.
- 03It prices the money leaking from your own figures, and lists what it could not see, with what knowing it would be worth.
What you get
- The FatCat score
- One number out of 100, the seven vitals under it, and the range it could sit in.
- The plan
- What to do now, what next and what later, each move with the one number that will prove it worked.
- The consultant, on call
- Ask it anything about your report. It answers from your numbers, and an answer worth keeping goes onto your plan.
- The interview
- A few rounds of questions on whether you will actually do the plan, ending in a page of commitments the next score reads.
- The AI context pack
- A file that makes ChatGPT or Claude your marketing lead: your economics, your voice, your customers' own words.
- The number, moving
- Re-score whenever you like. The numbers the plan told you to watch are read again, and the ones that moved earn their points.
AI marketing tool, agency or AI marketing consultant?
- AI marketing tools
- Write things: captions, ads, emails, images. Useful once you know what to say and where. They do not tell you whether your marketing is working.
- Agencies and in-house teams
- Run the work and report on it. The report is written by the people being judged by it.
- An AI marketing consultant
- Reads the accounts directly, judges the marketing against what the business needs, and tells you what to change first. It does not run campaigns, so it has no reason to flatter them.
Questions about AI marketing consultants
- What is an AI marketing consultant?
- A consultant that reads your marketing numbers itself before it advises. FatCat & Co. reads your Instagram, ad account, website and listings, sets them against what you told it, scores your marketing out of 100 and writes the plan, then answers your questions about it.
- Is FatCat an AI marketing tool?
- It is a consultant rather than a tool that makes content. It tells you what is working, what is not and what to do first. When you want content made, its AI context pack hands everything it learned about your business to ChatGPT or Claude.
- Can it check my marketing team or my agency?
- Yes. It reads the same accounts they work in and says what the numbers actually show. Upload their monthly report too, and it is read alongside your accounts and your answers. Many owners take the plan into their next meeting with the team.
- Which platforms does it read?
- Instagram, your Facebook Page, your Meta ad account, your website, your Google Business listing, YouTube, the App Store and LinkedIn. Anything else, such as a store or analytics export, you can upload as a file.
- How accurate is the score?
- The score is fixed arithmetic over your answers and what your accounts show, so it cannot be charmed. Where something is missing it says so instead of guessing, and the report shows the range the score could sit in.
- Does it replace a human marketing consultant?
- It does the reading and the judging a consultant bills days for, the same day, and it stays on call. It does not run your campaigns for you.
- How long does it take?
- About fifteen minutes to answer the questions and connect what you have. The report comes back the same day.